July 9, 2009

Beat that with a stick

July 7, 2009

Paging Dr. Spooner

Two weeks after my Hawaiian adventure, I was finally ready to indulge in some sushi again. Erin visiting up for the weekend was another good excuse, to be sure, as was the fact that I’d just finished marching in the Williamstown 4th of July parade.

This was New England small-town in all its glory. Seven massive tractors, a pep band consisting of four of the North Adams Steeplecats on drums and another five trombones all played by eleven-year-old girls (no, not kidding,) along with what would seem to have been every fire truck in the township. This all with a strong dash of Williams College as evidenced by the presence of Venetian-mask-clad museum interns waving signs and throwing candy, all directly following the african drum group consisting entirely of (very sweet and sincere) middle-aged white people.

Beyond this, the start of summer has been nice. Much like the collegiate frustration of almost every semester having to pick up and move your life to a new domicile, the internship grind of some new, high-end job every summer had become taxing on the morale. Now my post at the museum is just another two-month internship, but after volunteering here for two years, I already know where the paper clips are. And on the first day I could just get down to writing – it was positively luxurious.

Of course I sorely miss living with Poker F, since as nice as all my other underclassmen friends are up here, one can’t extract much sincere sympathy from them while sitting in the coffee shop on a Sunday afternoon surfing job listings. But the weather is finally turning pretty (edit: or not – a thundershower just came through) and I’ve already scheduled my long weekend on Cape Cod. Because they don’t do fried clams in Waimea.

June 18, 2009

Clearly Going

In the long-running debate between the mountains and the shore, I think that Hawai’i, the biggest island of the archipelago, may provide the best resolution. We’re staying in Waikoloa, about thirty minutes north of Kona, at a condo overlooking a gorgeous stretch of beach. The complex has been heavily fortified by professional horticulturalists, so from within it appears to be a transplanted forest of palm trees and birds-of-paradise from the other side of the island. Of course the short rive back Serengeti to Queen Ka’ahumanu Highway reveals lays bare the charade as you enter sweeping fields of (relatively) fresh lava rock. Driving up to the summit of Mauna Kea the other day, however, we ran a long line through microclimates that alternately sent you to the arid midwest, full-bore rainforest, Williamstown-esque hills, and the moon.

But we made it up to the top and looked down upon the clouds, joined by a bus full of Japanese tourists in matching orange parkas. We were not a little jealous, as Dad (the resident geologist who had done this before with students) had underestimated the around-20º windchill. But the view was excellent, and we got to watch the Keck Observatories spin to life as the astronomers began their days tracking the skies.

On the way down the base camp had set up a mobile telescope that seemed only a little smaller than those found at the peak. They had it trained on Omega Centauri, and the view was pretty amazing – click through to get an idea. They had a more modest telescope set up nearby, though, that brought me back to the Bible of my youth.

This souvenir was, clearly, perfect. Probably.

It put me once again in mind of friends, as if they hadn’t been on my mind since commencement. On the plane ride form Denver to Kona, I sat next to a woman in her late 60s or early 70s. Her name was Bonnie. She had retired only a few years ago, and was now spending most of her time traveling around the world with old roommates from her small, liberal-arts college. She had been all over Europe and Asia, but this was her first trip to Hawaii – she was staying with a friend who moved there twenty years ago.

We joked during senior week that we were already looking forward to our days in retirement. My original plan had been to get a mountain house in the Berkshires and teach winter study courses. I’ve got to say, Williamstown now has a major competitor with my ranch house on the dry side of the island, halfway between the shore and the biggest mountain in the world.

June 1, 2009

Full Circle

The last barrier standing between me and being done with my BA thesis was getting a release form signed by my advisor. It’s finals week here at Williams, and she had to proctor the final two-and-a-half hour exam for ARTH 102: Introduction to Western Painting. It was taking place in the massive subterranean auditorium in Bronfman, the same place I took that final exactly three years ago. With her signature, I finished the undergraduate major. Simmer that for a bit.

The comparison up on screen when I walked in incidentally, was one of Monet’s cathedral façade pictures, next to what I think was a Frank Stella – an unusually nuanced formal comparison. As much as I complain how little the 101-102 survey in art history reflects any of the actual practice of the discipline, a question like the one I saw put up during that final forces me to admit how many rather abstract concepts they offer to the class. Of course you can lead a horse to water, but…

This last week the crew has been, in apparently time-honored Williams tradition, been vacationing down on Hilton Head before actual graduation. In point of fact, we’re not actually on Hilton Head, but on one of the nearby South Carolina barrier islands, Dafuskie. Bonnie’s parents have a beautiful house here, and we’ve had an awful lot of fun, as well as utter relaxing time on the porch or on the beach.

Most exciting was getting to ride on a horse for the first time in my life – from the same stable where Bonnie first learned to ride when she was little! We just did a basic trail ride, walking for about an hour down through the forest, down to the beach, and then back up through (of course) the golf courses. “Gus” was very friendly, though definitely raring to go – a somewhat overenthusiastic squeeze by myself set him into a trot, which was all well and fun, until Ruth’s horse decided that this was what we were doing now and burst forward without warning. Hilarity ensued, natch.

Now we’re back with only one week left in Williamstown (as students, at least). In between the dozen or so open bar events we’ve got to go to, I’m hoping to put up the video from GQ’s really awesome end-of-semester concert, recycle all the course packets lying around my room, and hopefully do one last hike up Stone Hill with everyone. Full circle, indeed.

May 4, 2009

“I’m so sick of hearing about Viagra”

Hey look, it turns out that academic peer review might be just as illogical as the regular business world. (The Art History Newsletter)

April 29, 2009

Cocktail Party Circuit

An article in the Times mentions Williams in talking about colleges going trayless in dining halls:

At Williams College in western Massachusetts, the Zilkha Center for Environmental Initiatives estimates that the college is saving 14,000 gallons of water annually since eliminating trays last spring at Driscoll, one of four campus dining halls, where 147,000 trays had been washed a year. The other dining halls are scheduled to go trayless in the fall.

The closing graph might contain one of the more effective arguments I’ve heard for convincing suspicious students:

Dr. Spina, of the college food service association, cited another benefit: “preparation for the cocktail-party circuit” by having to balance dishware and cutlery. “You eventually have to learn how to hold your hors d’oeuvre and cocktail in one hand while making animated conversation with the other,” he said, “so it’s a life lesson.”

April 29, 2009

Come on Oliver, let’s lounge!

So I haven’t posted in forever. It happens.

The Bahamas were just lovely, with plenty of lounging, reading, eating, lounging, swimming, lounging, judging, eating, lounging etc. going on.

Spring finally arrived in Williamstown in the form of summer, and at 91º this weekend it was time for a tasty Poker F picnic, a perfect end to a day watching Libby’s softball game and making iced tea. The end of the semester is becoming a bit of a scramble, hampered somewhat by my sudden contraction of the swine flu (not really) (but maybe) (whatever it’s gone now anyway). But I hand in my written thesis this Friday, just in time to start writing the formal presentation to be given in a little less than three weeks. Some departments let their students just chat a bit about their work…

March 18, 2009

Marginal Commentary

A post on the CAA 2009 Conference blog points to one of the first conceivably-workable (in my mind, at least) formats for extending (or even, god help us, transferring) the academic conference or symposium onto the internet.

The tools is actually a pretty clever and simple extension of WordPress, called CommentPress. It links the comments to specific paragraphs in a post, displaying the two side-by-side not unlike one would write in the margins of a printed-out conference paper. I think this goes a long way to bringing the public commentary of the forum or blog closer to the necessarily lengthy, carefully-structured paper. Might eventually help reduce the amount of jet fuel used to fly scholars to conferences.

As comments go, I’m starting to deal with the very last major ones on my De Witte paper. After I’ve “finished” writing this thing after spring break (never mind the month’s worth of editing) I think it should actually be rather interesting to figure out how to compress it into a tidy, eight-page, twenty-minute talk intelligible to actual human beings. Do you try to present everything in brief or do a section from the most interesting part of the paper? Or in the words of one of the professors here, “either put the beast on a diet or lop off its best-looking limb.”

March 8, 2009

A Terrible Ordeal

S Initial

A man who knows not how to write may think this no great feat. But only try to do it yourself and you shall learn how arduous is the writer’s task. It dims your eyes, makes your back ache, and knits your chest and belly together – it is a terrible ordeal for the whole body. So, gentle reader, turn these pages carefully and keep your fingers far from the text. For just as hail plays havoc with the fruits of spring, so a careless reader is a bane to books and writing.

-Prior Petrus in Silos Beatus, early 11th century

February 24, 2009

Did you know…

…there is a planetoid named after William I of Orange?