I like to eat fried chicken and dring Mountain Dew for lunch! So what?!!! This isn’t Communist China, is it?
Proud Patriot
Catawissa Man, e-mail
Yes, my friends, just another letter published by the rock of our local community, the Bloomsburg Press Enterprise.
I know I keep posting these. Let’s just say that the morning paper is often the best part of my day:
Hello Ralpho residents. It’s Monday, 10:30 at night and it’s pouring down rain. Those of us who like to burn, you’re never going to burn again. Your supervisors already decided to put a burning ban [...]
More from 30 Seconds, the section of the Press Enterprise that will post verbatim a 30-second phone call to their hotline or a short email. Remember, these are reproduced with original spelling and punctuation:
The other day I was driving in my car when I saw something rather disturbing. Plain as day, right on the side [...]
Made it back home yesterday without great incident.
The last night on the Cape (Friday) is, understandably, a little melancholy for everyone in the house. Strangely, I wasn’t feeling this malaise, nor had I been much plagued by any looming worries about the upcoming year or even just what I’d do the week that I got [...]
More from the Press Enterprise’s 30 Seconds column:
The message is to the Sunbury man who asked what I meant by “vegan industrial complex.” I’ll tell you. These are the people who conspire to put America’s proud shoe industry out of business so that we all have to wear Birkenstocks. Then they’ll make sure that Birkenstocks [...]
Yay being a college student, and yay coming home to dentist/doctor appointments, scheduled for whenever you get back from school. At least I didn’t have to get my tonsils out.
I’ve often regailed friends and family who don’t get the Press Enterprise (Bloomsburg’s local paper) with tales of “30 Seconds”, a column where you can phone [...]
Being a simple-minded imbecile who got into Williams by accident, I deluded myself into thinking that it would only take me an hour or so to find out who I would be looking at on the ballot this fall in the hope that I could make an educated vote for County Controller of Beets or [...]
Camino, contact me when you’ll retrieve passwords from the Keychain. Maybe then I’ll go to the prom with you.
But seriously, this is one of the biggest problems when switching from one kind of application to another, whether browser, mail reader, RSS-whatchamacallit, etc. OS X is great because it centralizes saved passwords in a Keychain for [...]
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