Category Archives: Bloomsburg
Communist China
I like to eat fried chicken and dring Mountain Dew for lunch! So what?!!! This isn’t Communist China, is it? Proud Patriot Catawissa Man, e-mail Yes, my friends, just another letter published by the rock of our local community, the … Continue reading
Filed under Bloomsburg, Press Enterprise, Ridiculous quotes
You’re never going to burn again
I know I keep posting these. Let’s just say that the morning paper is often the best part of my day: Hello Ralpho residents. It’s Monday, 10:30 at night and it’s pouring down rain. Those of us who like to … Continue reading
Filed under Bloomsburg, Civic Pride, Press Enterprise, Ridiculous quotes
“Ladies I have to apoligize,”
More from 30 Seconds, the section of the Press Enterprise that will post verbatim a 30-second phone call to their hotline or a short email. Remember, these are reproduced with original spelling and punctuation: The other day I was driving … Continue reading
Filed under Bloomsburg, Press Enterprise, Ridiculous quotes
Back Home!
Made it back home yesterday without great incident. The last night on the Cape (Friday) is, understandably, a little melancholy for everyone in the house. Strangely, I wasn’t feeling this malaise, nor had I been much plagued by any looming … Continue reading
Filed under angst, Bloomsburg, Cleaning, Press Enterprise, travel
The song that never ends…
More from the Press Enterprise’s 30 Seconds column: The message is to the Sunbury man who asked what I meant by “vegan industrial complex.” I’ll tell you. These are the people who conspire to put America’s proud shoe industry out … Continue reading
Filed under Bloomsburg, Press Enterprise, Ridiculous quotes
Holiday maintenacne
Yay being a college student, and yay coming home to dentist/doctor appointments, scheduled for whenever you get back from school. At least I didn’t have to get my tonsils out. I’ve often regailed friends and family who don’t get the … Continue reading
Filed under Bloomsburg, Dentist, Press Enterprise, Ridiculous quotes
Voting districts, or Orwellian scheme?
Being a simple-minded imbecile who got into Williams by accident, I deluded myself into thinking that it would only take me an hour or so to find out who I would be looking at on the ballot this fall in … Continue reading
APIs
Camino, contact me when you’ll retrieve passwords from the Keychain. Maybe then I’ll go to the prom with you. But seriously, this is one of the biggest problems when switching from one kind of application to another, whether browser, mail … Continue reading
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